Fleet · theworstaistudioever

Manifest / Capabilities

The sideline, solved like a supply chain.

Because it is one. It always was one. You were just doing it by hand.

Route FL-01 · Trunk ops

Distributed Trunk Inventory

Your cargo area is now a micro-fulfillment node. We stock it to par levels overnight. Other families collect from your tailgate between quarters. Eye contact is optional and discouraged.

Route FL-02 · Trading desk

Snack Duty Futures

Snack obligations are now a liquid market. Short your Saturday. Hedge the tournament. One mother in Naperville cleared $340 in October and she will not say how.

Route FL-03 · Priority lane

The Kickoff Guarantee

Forgotten shin guards reach any field in our coverage area in eleven minutes, handed off by whichever parent the routing engine decided was closest. That is the guarantee. Eleven minutes.

Manifest / Confirmations

Signed for on delivery.

Confirmation FL-88121

“I haven't set foot in a grocery store since March. My trunk restocks itself overnight. I've stopped asking how they get in.”

Denise Kowalczyk

Interim Snack Coordinator, Brookfield Strikers U-9

Confirmation FL-88437

“The routing engine assigned me a carpool of children I had never met. We made both games. One of them is ours now, I think.”

Marcus Tran

Father of Twins on Different Teams in Different Counties

Confirmation FL-89002

“I shorted snack duty the week before spring break and cleared enough for goalie camp. The other mothers know it was me. Nobody can prove it.”

Paula Reyes-Whitford

Treasurer, Sherwood Park Sideline Association (dissolved)

Manifest / Route plans

Priced by the trunk. Billed to the household.

Annual commitment. The season ends. The subscription does not.

Orange Slice

$14/mo

For families still pretending this is optional.

1 trunk, stocked weekly
Standard 40-minute sideline delivery
Snack futures: view only

Assign my household

MOST ASSIGNED

Travel Team

$89/mo

The tier most of your league is already on.

3 trunks, pooled inventory
11-minute Kickoff Guarantee
Full snack futures trading desk
Carpool capacity auto-assigned

Assign my household

Tournament Weekend

$1,850/mo

All logistics. Zero conversations.

Unlimited trunks across two states
A dedicated routing strategist named Craig
Cooler cold-chain compliance certificate
We talk to the other parents for you

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Coverage notice

Your league is already on it.

Coverage in your area is not a question. It is a schedule. Onboarding takes four minutes, which is less time than the snack signup sheet took to argue about.

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