Divest is a real-time marketplace for the things you no longer want to be responsible for. List a possession, take the best bid, and watch your net worth fall toward a clean, total zero.
Every item you own gets a ticker, a bid-ask spread, and a depth chart. The air fryer last traded at four dollars and is trending down, which on Divest is the entire point.
Most exchanges fight to make the line go up. Ours is built so it cannot. Your portfolio is benchmarked against zero, and we mark the figure green every time you get closer to nothing.
Stake the couch. The TV. The second couch. Locked items move to a vault you cannot reach, earning zero yield and one strong sense of progress. Unstaking takes a 30-day cooling-off period and a short written statement.
“I listed my entire apartment over a weekend and closed every position by Sunday. My net worth is now eleven dollars and falling. I have never slept better on the floor.”
“The order book told me my stand mixer was overpriced. It was right. I cut the ask, it cleared in minutes, and the kitchen has never felt so theoretical.”
“I staked my sofa so I would stop using it. The 30-day cooling-off period is the most disciplined relationship I have ever been in.”