Form SQ-1 / declaration of avian engagement41 jurisdictions
Squab is the employer of record for feral and semi-feral avian labour across 41 jurisdictions. We handle classification, cross-border grain settlement and the filings your finance team has been quietly declining to open.
Liability commences
at first observation
Form SQ-1 / schedule of servicesRevision 9
Point any camera at a horizontal surface. Squab counts the population, issues provisional worker IDs, and resolves which jurisdiction each bird is standing in at the moment of observation. The median customer discovers they have been an employer since 2019.
Compensation is remitted in grams of mixed seed at the prevailing daily bread rate, cleared through 41 currencies and delivered to the nearest contracted ledge. Settlement completes in under four minutes. Collection remains the responsibility of the worker.
Molt is a protected absence in 29 of our jurisdictions. Squab accrues the balance automatically, holds the ledge open for the duration, and files the notice before anyone in your organisation has to learn what molting is.
Form SQ-4 / statements on fileCollected under oath
“Payroll ran on the first. I was not required to do anything other than be on the ledge, which is where I was going to be.”
“We fed them for eleven years and called it goodwill. Squab called it compensation and produced a schedule of arrears going back to the Obama administration.”
“The audit returned 1,940 employees inside a structure I am personally named on. I have forwarded it to someone more senior and stopped opening my post.”
Form SQ-7 / schedule of engagementPriced per head, per month
$49 / bird / mo
For employers still describing the situation as “a few birds”.
$2,400 / mo
Up to 300 workers across four jurisdictions. Where most cathedrals end up.
$186,000 / yr
For employers whose headcount is a cloud.
Arrears discovered during onboarding are billed separately and are not capped by tier. Disputed classifications remain payable while disputed.
Form SQ-9 / next stepNo sales call required
The console below is a live payroll run for a twelve-bird loft in Antwerp. Reclassify anyone you like. The liability figure updates while you do it.