Now covering 61 backyards

Winter is a supply chain problem.

Cache delivers foraged, grade-A nuts to any branch, stump, or shallow hole in under 40 minutes. Stop climbing. Start allocating.

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AVAILABLE ON DEVICES SQUIRRELS DO NOT OWN

An eastern gray squirrel holding an acorn next to a kraft paper delivery bag
ETA 38 MIN
DOUG IS CLIMBING · BRANCH 3/7
TIP 3 ACORNS
4,209,117
acorns delivered
38 min
median eta
47%
caches forgotten
1.4x
hawk surge, current

Coverage

Everything your instincts used to handle.

Foraging worked for 36 million years. Our data suggests it stops scaling around backyard three.

Last-Branch Delivery

A background-checked adult climbs your tree and leaves the order at the drey entrance. No contact, no eye contact, per your saved preferences.

Burial-as-a-Service

Your Dasher buries surplus acorns in GPS-logged locations you will never visit. The memory game is over. We won it for you.

Hawk Surge Pricing

Delivery fees adjust in real time to local raptor activity. When coverage gets dangerous, it costs more. This is fair to everyone except you.

ORDER #0447 IN PROGRESS

Watch Doug work.

One live order, tracked branch by branch. The tip slider goes up to 40 acorns and we see no reason it shouldn't.

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Verified customers

The neighborhood has opinions.

All three of them, published with consent we recorded as a chittering noise.

“I buried 3,000 acorns last season and found 200. This year a man named Doug buried them for me and I found zero, but the app says they're safe.”

Corporate headshot of Pretzel, an eastern gray squirrel
Pretzel
Eastern Gray, Cache Portfolio Manager, Prospect Park
VERIFIED RODENT

“The hawk surcharge felt punitive until I remembered what it pays for. Now I tip 30% and stay indoors.”

Corporate headshot of Walnut, a fox squirrel
Walnut
Fox Squirrel, HOA Liaison, Oak Cluster 4
VERIFIED RODENT

“Cache didn't change what I eat. It changed how far I'm willing to walk, which is now nothing.”

Corporate headshot of Gary, an American red squirrel
Gary
American Red, Early Adopter, Third Feeder on the Left
VERIFIED RODENT

Pricing

Priced for how you actually hoard.

Every plan includes the app. The app is where the nuts are. We think this is a fair arrangement.

Forager

$0

You keep gathering your own nuts. We keep the app open.

  • Browse nuts you cannot afford
  • Hawk alerts, delayed 15 minutes
  • One free delivery to a hole of our choosing
Start foraging
MOST HOARDED

Hoarder

$34/mo

For the squirrel who has stopped pretending this is about winter.

  • Free delivery on orders over 200 acorns
  • GPS burial ledger
  • Priority Dashers during rut season
  • Cache insurance up to 12 acorns
Start hoarding

Apex Rodent

$890/yr

Territory-level nut dominance, invoiced annually.

  • Dedicated Dasher named Doug
  • Guaranteed winter reserve, or we mail you a letter
  • Surge immunity below Category 2 hawk activity
  • Quarterly cache audit, findings sealed
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Prices in USD. Squirrels do not have USD. See the Forager plan.