Est. Homecoming · Paired Wearable · Two Bands, One Chart

You chose each other at seventeen. Verify it daily.

Steady is the first wearable designed for people who married their high school sweetheart. Two bands, one merged heart rate, and a streak counter that goes back to homecoming.

REQUIRES TWO WRISTS · ONE HOUSEHOLD · NO PRIOR RELATIONSHIPS ON FILE

Couple Pulse
71bpm, merged
One reading. Two people. As designed.
Streak
6,847days
Since Homecoming 2007. Backfilled from a yearbook.
Roads Not Taken
0today
Last event: 3 days ago, near a Costco.

The Vows

Three commitments. Ours, not yours. You already made yours.

I.

One Baseline

Separate heart rates imply separate people. Steady merges your cardiac data into a single Couple Pulse, sampled every four seconds. Individual readings remain available on request, in writing, co-signed.

II.

Retroactive Streaks

Upload one yearbook photo and our dating team backfills your activity streak to your first slow dance. The current record is 11,942 consecutive days. Those users receive nothing. But they know.

III.

Roads Not Taken™

The band vibrates twice when you pass within 500 feet of anyone you almost dated between 1996 and 2008. No action is recommended. It just vibrates.

The Guestbook

Signed by couples who never had to try the apps

“Our Couple Pulse dropped nine points during his fantasy draft. We discussed it calmly, and now we don’t discuss it.”
Dana Wheeless
Dana Wheeless
Married 21 years to her lab partner, Class of '05
“The band vibrated twice outside a Costco and I never found out who it was. I think about it a normal amount.”
Marcus Tefft
Marcus Tefft
Regional claims adjuster, married the girl from homeroom 114
“We backdated our streak to the 1997 winter formal. Our children treat us differently now. Better.”
Lorrie Anne Baxter
Lorrie Anne Baxter
Co-chair, Class of '99 reunion committee, 27 years running

The Registry

Priced for the long term, because that is the only term you know

Going Steady

$12/mo

For couples who still think in shared-locker terms.

  • Merged Couple Pulse
  • Streak insurance: one skipped evening walk per fiscal year
  • Anniversary detection
Choose Going Steady

The Long Haul

$39/mo

You survived one semester of long distance. This is nothing.

  • Roads Not Taken™ proximity alerts
  • Joint sleep-debt ledger
  • Reunion Mode: suppresses all metrics for one weekend per decade
Choose The Long Haul

Till Death

$8,400

One payment. Like your vows.

  • Lifetime hardware replacement
  • Streak transfer to next of kin
  • A plaque
Choose Till Death

ALL PLANS BILL ONE CARD. WE ASSUME YOU SHARE ONE.

The Device, Live

See one marriage, fully instrumented

A working view of the shared-vitals dashboard: one pulse, one streak, and a proximity log we legally cannot explain further.

Open the demo →