Decline. SOCIAL-BATTERY CI · FAILED

GitLab, for introverts

Version control for plans you have no intention of merging.

Decline. brings merge requests, pipelines, and branch protection to your social life. Invitations open as draft MRs against your weekend. Nothing reaches production without three approvals, and you are all three reviewers. You have approved nothing since March.

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No onboarding call. We would also rather not.

// features

The wrong tool for the wrong problem, shipped on a quarterly cadence.

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Merge Requests for plans

Every invitation opens as a merge request against your weekend. Review the diff, leave inline comments, request changes, or let it sit in Draft until it closes itself for inactivity.

“Drinks Thursday” open for 41 days
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Social-Battery CI

Each plan triggers a pipeline that estimates its energy cost against your current reserves. Below 40 percent, the build fails and the plan never deploys to your calendar.

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Protected main branch

Nobody pushes directly to your Saturday. Three required approvals, force-push disabled, you as sole maintainer. Outside contributors may open issues. An issue is not a commitment, and you reserve the right to mark it wontfix.

// adopters

Trusted by people who would rather you didn't mention it.

// pricing

Priced with confidence. Billed to a card you forgot you had.

Every plan includes the core platform. The platform's core competency is not coming.

Free (Already Home)
For people who were never going to come anyway.
$0/mo
  • +Unlimited declined invitations
  • +One protected branch (your couch)
  • +Read receipts off by default
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MOST DEFLECTED
Self-Managed
One seat. It does not recline, and neither do you.
$28/seat/mo
  • +Private runners for your social-battery pipelines
  • +Custom auto-decline rules
  • +Audit log of every plan you let quietly expire
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Enterprise (Do Not Perceive Me)
For the organization of one that requires SSO into solitude.
Contact sales
  • +Single sign-on to an empty room
  • +A dedicated account manager you will never meet
  • +99.99% uptime on being unavailable
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Review one real merge request.

MR #2317 is waiting. The pipeline failed. All three reviewers are you. Go close it without merging.

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