Bramble turns snout input into gallery-grade renders of leaf piles, hedgerows, and open compost bins. Overnight. While you were up anyway.
model v0.9 "damp" · snuffle accuracy 11% · a record
seed 4471 · done
seed 4472 · 61%Three capabilities, developed over four winters with a focus group of one hedgehog who has since left the program.
A pressure-sensitive input pad translates snuffling into structured prompts. Independent benchmarks put intent accuracy at 11%, which our benchmarks describe as state of the art. The other 89% of renders are damp leaves, which our users describe as fine.
Jobs queue at sunset and finish by sunrise, aligned to your circadian rhythm. Prompts submitted in daylight are discarded without notification, out of respect. Our GPUs also prefer it cooler.
Every model ships with --no owls, --no badgers, --no traffic baked into the weights. This cannot be toggled in settings. Removing it requires a written waiver, a witness, and a second, braver hedgehog.
Reviews from the public gallery. Portraits render in queue order. Two of these members submitted their headshot request during daylight.
"I prompted 'damp leaves' forty times and received damp leaves forty times. This is the only tool on the market that respects scope."
Beatrix"I asked for a burrow in 16:9. I received a burrow in 16:9. I live in it now, conceptually."
"The waitlist took three winters. Worth two of them."
All tiers include the owl watermark policy, which we are told is being looked at.
For the hedgehog who is just looking.
£0
Our most popular defensive posture.
£23/mo
Billed in full every November. Non-negotiable.
£1,400/yr
The queue opens in --:--:--. Positions are assigned by spine count.