Shed

Every merge removes one possession.

Shed connects your Git repository to your apartment. Approve a pull request and a courier arrives within the hour to take something away. Rollbacks are not supported, by design and on principle.

Living room, production main@a41f0c2 · 1 object
Customer apartment after 381 merged pull requests. The stool has an open PR. Its owner is reviewing it slowly.
31

objects remaining in Dana's apartment, down from 412

Three things we ship.

Each one is displayed on an empty plinth. The objects that used to stand on them were removed during product review, which went well.

See the deploy console. Your possessions are already in it.

open the demo →

People who own less now.

Customers were asked for a quote. All three asked if the quote would take up space.

Dana Okafor
I owned 412 things in March. I own 31 now, and one of them is a framed screenshot of my Shed dashboard.
Dana OkaforFormer Collector of Commemorative Spoons, Portland
Pieter Vandermolen
The bot opened a pull request to remove my mattress. I approved it at 2 a.m. I sleep on the floor now and I mention this at every party.
Pieter VandermolenSenior Floor Sleeper, Rotterdam
Gil Hartmann
My wife and I disagreed about the piano, so we turned on branch protection. The piano is gone. The branch is also gone.
Gil HartmannStaff Owner of 9 Objects, Tucson

Pricing.

Three plans. We tried two, but people kept asking what the middle one was.

One Bowl

$0/mo

For people who own one bowl and bring it up.

  • 1 un-deploy per day
  • Community forum access (read-only, posting adds clutter)
  • Shared courier, arrives eventually
Start with nothing

The Monk

$49/mo

Most popular among the recently divorced.

  • Unlimited un-deploys
  • Build minutes billed against remaining possessions
  • Priority courier with soft-soled shoes
  • Joy scores to two decimal places
Take the vow

Nothing

$2,400/mo

At this tier we also remove the plan.

  • Dedicated empty room
  • SSO (single spoon onboarding)
  • 99.99% vacancy SLA
  • Account manager who owns less than you
Talk to nobody

Couriers cannot remove pets, children, load-bearing walls or your landlord. Removed objects are donated, recycled or kept by the courier, who has signed a form saying he will not. Shed does not store your possessions. That would defeat the purpose.