Dook is the deployment platform for ferrets. Push a sock, a car key or one AirPod, and we replicate it across 14 hiding nodes in 0.4 seconds. Your human will find none of them.
$ dook push ./sock
Sniffing dependencies
Dooking (excited)
Replicated to 14 nodes
Live. Human unaware.
An item is either fully under the sofa or still in your mouth. Dook never leaves a half-hidden key sticking out from the rug for your human to spot mid-search.
Human found the remote? Roll it back to the previous hiding spot in one click. We keep the last 30 locations of every item, including the inside of the left boot.
You are awake about 6 hours a day. Dook queues every build for your next war dance and bills you nothing for the 18 hours you spend in the hammock.
I migrated 212 items off the open floor and onto Dook over one weekend. My human has not seen the passport since March.
We used to keep everything in one shoe. One shoe is a single point of failure. Dook gave us fourteen.
Preview stashes let my cage-mate approve a spot before it goes live. We have had zero merge conflicts over the left slipper since.
Every plan includes unlimited naps. Naps are not billable and never will be. Our lawyers asked us to stop saying that.
For ferrets with one sock and ambition.
For the established thief.
For multi-ferret households with a compliance problem.
Deploy them somewhere better before the second couch cushion comes off.