Clinical-grade caprine telemetry
Know what the herd is thinking.
Capra pairs a coin-sized neural implant with a live telemetry dashboard: rumination depth, scream transcripts, and fence-breach intent with up to 40 seconds of warning. What you do with those 40 seconds is between you and the fence.
Backed by investors who have never visited a farm.
Three steps to a fully instrumented mind.
Most owners complete onboarding in under a week. The goats complete it whenever they complete it.
The consult
A 30-minute video call with a Capra placement specialist. The goat is not required to attend and historically has not.
The moment
Placement takes 20 minutes and is performed by a licensed professional in your driveway. The goat forgives you on its own timeline.
The dashboard
Telemetry begins immediately. Thoughts arrive pre-labeled. Most of them are about the fence, which we consider validation of the product thesis.
Everything a goat won't tell you, in one place.
Capra surfaces the herd's inner life as metrics you can act on, or simply watch.
Fence-Breach Forecasting
Motor-cortex telemetry flags escape intent up to 40 seconds before contact. That's 40 seconds of complete situational awareness while it happens anyway.
Scream-to-Text
Every scream is transcribed, timestamped, and routed to your inbox. Most transcripts read "no." It's now on the record.
Rumination OKRs
Set quarterly chewing targets across all four stomach compartments. Goats who miss their numbers appear in a red table. The table has never been empty.
Owners who stopped wondering.
Real quotes from the Capra community, printed with permission from the humans involved.
"I get an alert 40 seconds before Denise hits the fence. The outcome has not changed once, but I've stopped being surprised."
"The scream transcripts confirmed what we suspected: it's nothing. He's just doing it."
"Capra told me my buck dreams about the recycling bins. I checked the bins. He had been in them."
Priced per mind.
All plans include the implant, the dashboard, and a decision you can't easily walk back.
For the emotionally prepared.
- 1 implant, surgically optional
- Scream transcripts (English only)
- Fence alerts with 8 seconds of notice
- Community support (a forum)
Our most defensible tier.
- Full 40-second breach forecasting
- All four stomach compartments instrumented
- Weekly cognition report, unread
- Priority scream routing
For herds with institutional backing.
- Herd-wide thought consensus
- Dedicated caprine neurologist (remote)
- SLA on dreams
- Quarterly business review, attended by the goats
Watch a live herd think.
Six instrumented goats, one console, zero interventions that have ever worked.