Perennia Home System  /  PHS-001  /  Firmware 2.4
MODEL PHS-001

Your monstera is a save file you keep losing.

Perennia is a cartridge-based home console for keeping houseplants alive. One plant per cartridge. One save slot per cartridge. There are no cloud saves, and the manual explains why across four of its forty-four pages.

A beige moulded home console with an unlit dot-matrix panel, sitting beside a potted pothos.
SYSTEMREADY
BAYS OCCUPIED4 / 4
PLAYTIME612 H
LAST SAVE11 DAYS AGO
Cartridge bays
1 to 4
Save slots
1 per cartridge
Region lock
By hardiness zone
Cloud save
None
Manual p.07 / System behaviour

How the console handles a plant

Three decisions the hardware makes on your behalf, documented here so that support calls can be shorter.

Bay 01
01

One plant, one cartridge

Every plant in your home ships as a physical cartridge, moulded to fit exactly one bay. Adding a fern means buying a fern. Cartridges are region-locked to your hardiness zone and will not boot at a friend's house, which we consider correct behaviour.

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Bay 02
02

Permadeath ships enabled

When a plant dies, the save is erased at the cartridge level rather than the console. Competing systems let you roll back a drought. We evaluated that feature for two years, built it twice, and removed it both times.

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Bay 03
03

Difficulty is assigned, not chosen

The console reads the light in the room and sets the difficulty itself. Fiddle-leaf fig has never been rated below EXPERT in any household, in any season. The rating is written to the cartridge and cannot be lowered by you, by us, or by an authorised service centre.

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Manual p.29 / Owner correspondence

Letters we received and printed anyway

Reproduced with permission from registered owners. Registration codes retained at their request.

“It rated the fiddle-leaf fig EXPERT before I got it out of the car. I bought it anyway. The console has not mentioned it since, which is somehow worse than being told.”
Denise Okonjo-Frame, photographed against a plain beige wall.

Denise Okonjo-Frame

Assistant Manager, Regional Tile and Grout Showroom

REG 4471-A
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“My wife keeps her saves on the second bay. We have agreed not to look at each other's playtime, and the console does not offer a way to enforce that.”
Rob Vandermeer, photographed against a plain beige wall.

Rob Vandermeer

Certified Pool Operator, Level II

REG 0918-C
2ABS 09-26
“The light meter said my apartment was insufficient for the medium I had selected. It was right. It said so every ninety seconds for eleven days.”
Priya Raman-Holt, photographed against a plain beige wall.

Priya Raman-Holt

Nights and Weekends Veterinary Reception Lead

REG 2205-B
2ABS 09-26
Manual p.36 / Configurations

Three ways to own the hardware

Prices are per household and hold through the current tooling run. Cartridges are sold separately unless listed.

A

Starter Bay

Ships with a plant that was going to survive anyway.

PRICE$249
  • Perennia console, one cartridge bay
  • Pothos cartridge, preinstalled
  • Single save slot, no duplication
  • Printed manual, 44 pages, spiral bound
B

Four-Bay Household

For homes running more than four plants concurrently.

PRICE$489
  • Four cartridge bays, hot-swappable
  • Dot-matrix light meter, wall mountable
  • Pest encounters: spider mites, scale, thrips
  • Second controller for a roommate who will not use it
C

Estate Cartridge

The save file outlives the player.

PRICE$2,400/YR
  • Succession planning for up to thirty cartridges
  • A named beneficiary written into every save
  • A technician visits the house twice a year
  • No restoration after death. This includes yours.

Boot a cartridge before you buy one.

The demo runs the cartridge-select screen with five loaded bays and one empty. Water something. Read what the console writes back.

Open the demo →
UNITPHS-001
SHELLABS, MOULDED
DISPLAYDOT MATRIX
WARRANTY24 MONTHS
PLANT WARRANTYNONE