Decision-grade intelligence on a two-pound adversary.
Warren fuses motion, theft, and nap data into a single operating picture, so you always know where it went and what it took.
Three systems pointed at one animal.
Every capability was built for a real intelligence problem. We are applying it to a creature that weighs less than a hardcover.
Stash Forensics
Every object your ferret relocates is logged, geotagged to the cushion, and connected on a live graph.
Escape Probability
A score from 0 to 100, recalculated every thirty seconds from gait, posture, and proximity to any gap wider than two inches.
Pattern of Life
Eighteen hours of daily sleep is not downtime. It is a schedule. Warren models which cushion, to the minute, and flags any deviation as intent.
Households that now know.
Warren flagged the elevated Escape Probability eleven minutes before he was inside the wall. I had eleven minutes I would not otherwise have had.
a two-bedroom apartment in Tucson
We onboarded a business of six. By the second week the collusion graph had paid for itself. Three of them were working together. We suspected one.
Lindqvist Family Office
I no longer wonder where my keys are. I know exactly where my keys are. They are gone, and Warren can tell me precisely how.
Anand Residence (Decommissioned)
Priced per subject, billed with confidence.
Every tier ships the full intelligence stack. Larger deployments unlock collusion analysis and a human who will physically arrive.
- One subject, unlimited stash recovery
- Escape Probability refreshed every 30 seconds
- Standard nap forecasting
- Up to nine subjects on one operating picture
- Cross-ferret link analysis and collusion alerts
- Quarterly threat review with a named analyst
- A forward-deployed engineer who lives in your laundry room
- Air-gapped on-premise install; the ferret cannot reach the cloud
- Indemnification we are legally unable to describe here
See the operating picture for yourself.
A working link-analysis console for one household business of ferrets. Click a node, read a dossier, recover a stolen shoe.
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