Payments for the known world

Money moves in straight lines.

Edgewise is the first payments network built on the map you already trust. No curvature fees. No routing through hemispheres. Every transfer is held a regulation 40 feet back from the ice wall.

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Edgewise is not a bank. Edgewise is also not a sphere. FDIC coverage does not extend past the 78th parallel south.

An engraving of a man in a long red coat kneeling at the rim of a flat world, pushing his head through the edge of the sky to inspect the machinery behind it.
Fig. 1. Customer verifying a cross-border transfer.Plate XII

Risk controls, surveyed

Every network has fraud rules. Ours also have a perimeter. These three controls run on every transfer and cannot be turned off, mostly because Gary has the only key.

Ice Wall Protection

Funds in transit are geofenced to stay inside the Antarctic perimeter. In eleven months of operation, zero dollars have gone over the edge. Our competitors will not publish that number.

Line-of-Sight Settlement

A payment settles when the recipient is visible from the sender's location with a reasonable telescope. If they are not, the transfer is flagged as a curvature claim and refunded within 3 to 5 business days.

One Flat Fee

Other apps charge for converting between hemispheres. We charge 1.9% per transfer, because there is only the one side and it is the top.

Accounts from the field

Unpaid statements from customers who have looked at the horizon for longer than most people would consider normal.

Portrait of Darlene Vosk
“I sent $40 to my cousin in Perth. It went straight across. It took a while, but nothing fell off.”
Darlene VoskRegional Coordinator, Upper Midwest Flat Earth Reading Group (unaffiliated)
Portrait of Kurt Albrecht
“My old bank said my wire ‘routed through Singapore.’ Edgewise shows me the actual line. It is a ruler line. I checked it with a ruler.”
Kurt AlbrechtRetired County Surveyor, owner of 11 spirit levels
Portrait of Monique Ferrell
“They declined my transfer to Honolulu for insufficient line of sight. I respect that. It means somebody is checking.”
Monique FerrellAmateur Balloonist, personal altitude record 4,100 ft

Plans by distance from the rim

The closer you need to transact to the edge, the more paperwork we file. All plans include straight-line receipts.

Sea Level

$0 /mo

For people who have just looked at the horizon properly.

  • Up to 10 transfers a month
  • Straight-line receipts
  • Standard 40 ft ice wall buffer
Start at sea level

Wall Patrol

$14.99 /mo

Our most popular plan with retired surveyors.

  • Unlimited transfers
  • Instant line-of-sight checks
  • Monthly ice wall integrity report
  • Priority refunds on curvature claims
Join Wall Patrol

Dome Clearance

$299 /mo

For businesses that need to move money near the rim.

  • Reduced 12 ft buffer
  • Dedicated rim liaison (Gary)
  • Bulk payouts to all 4 corners
  • Annual balloon audit
Request clearance

Fees are flat. Transfers to Hawaii, New Zealand and anywhere a pilot has described as "over the curve" may require manual review. Dome Clearance applicants must provide two forms of ID and one photograph of the horizon taken with a level camera.

Watch a payment travel the short way.

The Edgewise dashboard draws every transfer on the disc, runs the line-of-sight check in front of you, and shows you where the ice wall is in case you were wondering.

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