ISSUED BY WAH FINANCIAL, RIDGE 41, EASTERN SLOPE
Wah settles shoots, leaves, berries and the occasional egg at the mid-market rate, seven days a week. Your territory is verified by scent within two business days. Weekends carry a spread.
Three services, priced separately, settled in the currency you are least able to produce.
A red panda must consume roughly 4 kg of leaves a day to remain solvent. We have made that a currency pair. SHOOT/LEAF settles at the mid-market rate Monday through Friday and carries a 0.4% spread on weekends, when the forest is closed.
Mark the perimeter of your range and we hold the boundary on file. Where two accounts overlap, the range is awarded to whichever marked most recently. Re-verification is required every 40 days, and immediately after rain. Rain is not a supported dispute reason.
Stainless steel, 47 grams, brushed on both faces and engraved with your range coordinates. That is roughly 0.8% of your body weight, which is roughly the reason no Metal card has ever been recovered from a canopy. Replacements are 3 shoots.
Statements collected during re-verification. Reproduced without correction.
“I moved 4 kg of leaves into shoots on a Tuesday and the rate held all afternoon. By Wednesday I could not find the tree. The rate still held.”
Wallace Tam“Scent verification failed twice because it rained. Wah reclassified my range as contested and awarded it to my sister, who does not use the app. I have written a letter.”
Odette Bramwell“The Metal card is exquisite. It is at the bottom of a ravine. I think about it during the eleven hours a day I am asleep.”
Ferdinand ChooFees are debited on the first of the month from whichever balance is largest, which is rarely the one you intended.
For account holders who are not yet a priority.
The card weighs more than your forearm.
For the eleven account holders who qualify.
Verification takes two business days and one dry evening. Your first statement arrives engraved.
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