Eight-leg order routing
Each leg places one order. A Chilean rose hair crossing her enclosure can submit eight trades before she reaches the water dish, and we route every one of them, including the ones she did not mean.
Your tarantula has held the same position for eleven days. Molt makes it count.
Commission-free trading in crickets, dubia roaches and substrate futures. Orders execute when your spider moves. Your spider rarely moves. Our compliance team calls this conviction.
Built for an investor who does nothing, on purpose.
Every feature was designed around the average tarantula's trading behavior, which our research team measured at 0.3 movements per day.
Premolt trading halt
When your tarantula flips onto her back and stops eating, Molt freezes the account for three to six weeks. Custodians tend to panic here. Compliance has seen it 41,000 times and recommends touching nothing, the spider included.
Burrow mode
Hides the portfolio under four inches of coco fiber so neither you nor the spider can check it daily. Returns rose 3% in our internal study, which had one participant, a Goliath birdeater named Doug.
Reviewed by the account holders themselves.
Collected over eighteen months, because two of them were in premolt when we asked.
●●●●●●●●8 of 8 legs
I have not moved since Tuesday. My portfolio is up 4%. I see no reason to change either of those things.
Gertrude
Chilean rose hair, 14 yrs, Head of Sitting Still
●●●●●●●●8 of 8 legs
I flicked urticating hairs at the onboarding screen and it did not flinch. I respect that in a financial institution.
Marcus
Brazilian black, self-taught options trader, Enclosure 3B
●●●●●●●○7 of 8 legs, one regrowing
They froze my account during premolt. I lost nothing. I also ate nothing. I came out a full size larger holding the same crickets.
Pilar
Mexican red-knee, Chief Molting Officer, Tucson
Priced by leg span, billed to the custodian.
Your spider will outlive several of our competitors. Pick a plan that can keep up.
Sling
For spiderlings under one inch.
$0/mo
- Commission-free cricket trades
- One watchlist, rendered at 2pt
- Support via the air holes in the lid
Juvenile
For the awkward growth years.
$8/mo
- Fractional crickets
- Molt-cycle earnings calendar
- Instant deposits, released at the next molt
Mature Female
She will live 25 years. Plan accordingly.
$1,400 once
- A dedicated advisor who has never been bitten
- Estate planning across a 25-year lifespan
- Joint accounts with males, closed at her discretion
Molt Securities LLC is not a registered broker-dealer in any jurisdiction that has asked. Crickets are not FDIC insured and occasionally escape. Past performance of a tarantula is not indicative of future movement, or of any movement. Males are eligible for Sling and Juvenile plans only, for actuarial reasons we would rather not put in writing.
See Gertrude's portfolio.
She has agreed to share it. She has not technically agreed, but she has not objected, and she has had eleven days.
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