Flight system · P/N PRG-001

Your father is not lonely. He is between launch windows.

Perigee runs each retiree as a crewed mission. Flight plan, live telemetry, a certified flight director, and a berth aboard a companionship habitat at 420 km for the ones cleared to stay up there.

T-minus
02:14:09
Apoapsis
420 km
Crew aloft
39
PAD 01 SUNDOWNER STATION APOAPSIS 420 km CONTACT WINDOW · 90 s Δv BUDGET 9.4 km/s Fig. 1 — nominal companionship ascent
Onboard systems · Rev C

Everything a retiree needs, expressed in the wrong units.

Three flight systems, none of which addresses the actual problem, each certified anyway.

SYS-01 · Guidance

Contact Window Optimization

Our guidance computer models when your daughter is statistically most likely to answer and opens a 90-second window. Burn it or hold for the next one, currently 47 days out.

SYS-02 · Flight rules

Mandatory GO / NO-GO Poll

Before any call home, your assigned flight director reads a 22-item pre-call checklist and polls the room. A single NO-GO and the call is scrubbed. This is a safety feature.

SYS-03 · Habitat

Sundowner Station

Retirees cleared for Trans-Colony Injection relocate to a pressurized module at 420 km with 39 age-matched crewmates and no scheduled de-orbit. Loneliness, solved by relocation.

Crew logs

Flight-tested on retirees who had nowhere else to be.

“My flight director scrubbed three of my calls to my son. He says the telemetry on the fourth one looks strong.”
Crew portrait of Harold Vessey
Harold Vessey, 74
Payload · Mission LEO-118
“I have not been this close to other people since basic. We are 420 kilometers up and I cannot get away from a single one of them.”
Crew portrait of Diane Pruett
Diane Pruett, 71
Berth 12 · Sundowner Station
“They told me the loneliness was a fuel problem. Fourteen launches later I have come to feel that was not the problem.”
Crew portrait of Walter Kominski
Walter Kominski, 79
Suborbital tier · still on the pad
Launch classes

Pick an altitude.

Every class ends with the same physics. The difference is how far up you are when it does.

Suborbital
$49/mo
You go up. You come back down. Nothing about the house changes.
  • One parabolic contact window per month
  • Ground-based flight director, shared across 40 retirees
  • Guaranteed return to the same empty living room
Stay grounded
Low Earth Orbit
$1,200/mo
Sustained altitude. Sustained supervision.
  • Weekly contact windows on a priority uplink
  • A flight director assigned to your loneliness specifically
  • Full telemetry shared with next of kin whether they asked or not
Achieve orbit
Trans-Colony Injection
$2.4M one-way
The last address you will ever need to update.
  • Permanent berth aboard Sundowner Station
  • 39 pre-screened crewmates your exact age
  • No de-orbit vehicle on the manifest, by design
Commit to the burn

Loneliness is a trajectory problem. We have the trajectory.

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