SubspaceSD 00000.0
CH 01-1947

Hailing frequencies open.

Subspace is the encrypted messenger for people with opinions about warp cores. Every message is stardate-stamped, canon-checked and delayed by the correct transmission lag before it reaches the rest of the crew.

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Current fleet-wide subspace lag: 4.2 seconds. Your message is fine. It is in transit. Please stop resending it.
A man in a homemade amber velour tunic reads his phone alone at a kitchen table at night.
VIEWSCREEN 2 · Toledo Away TeamUnread: 1,412
Ship systems
DECK 7-0419

Three systems. All of them on.

Subspace ships with every feature enabled by default. The off switches are located in a menu we are still writing.

STARDATE ENGINE
4 formats online

Stardate timestamps

Every message is stamped using four competing stardate formulas, displayed side by side. Nobody in the chat knows what time it is. Our research shows this was already the case.

CANON ENFORCEMENT
Avg. response 3.8s

Canon Enforcement

A bot reads every message and posts a correction within four seconds if anything contradicts established continuity. It also corrects its own corrections. One thread in our beta reached 9,400 replies and is still open.

PRIME DIRECTIVE
61% of in-laws filtered

Prime Directive filter

Messages from non-fans are delivered, marked read and never answered. Subspace gently reminds you not to interfere with their development. Most users enable it for their in-laws on day one.

Crew reports
LOG 3-1138

Filed by actual crew.

Each report is stamped in all four stardate formats. They disagree. Legal has asked us to show all of them.

“I texted my sister happy birthday in March. Canon Enforcement has been correcting it ever since. She has not replied, which the app tells me is the Prime Directive working.”
Dale Oberholtzer in an amber velour tunic
Dale Oberholtzer
Regional Claims Adjuster and Self-Appointed Chief Engineer, Toledo Away Team
SD-A41153.7SD-B2026.204SD-C80211.4SD-Ddisputed
“Our group chat has 41,000 messages about whether the transporter kills you. Subspace is the first app that let us pin all of them.”
Priya Venkataraman in a teal velour tunic
Priya Venkataraman
Senior Payroll Specialist, Former Convention Panel Moderator (Asked Not to Return)
SD-A41290.2SD-B2026.441SD-C80377.9SD-DTuesday
“The Prime Directive filter muted my husband during dinner. We have not argued since. We have also not spoken. The crew is functioning normally.”
Marguerite Bell in a dusty-rose velour tunic
Marguerite Bell
Conlang Tutor (Level 2, Certified), Married 22 Years
SD-A41402.0SD-B2026.588SD-C80502.6SD-Dafter dinner
Commission
RANK 4-1701

Choose your rank.

Promotions are processed by Starfleet Payroll within 3 to 5 stardates, depending on which stardate you use.

Ensign
Expendable, but connected.
$0
  • 1 away team channel
  • Shirt colour assigned at signup (red)
  • Account may end without warning on first mission
Beam down free
Commander
The rank most people actually want.
$19.47/mo

Recommended by the first officer

  • Unlimited channels
  • All four stardate formats
  • 212 eyebrow-raise stickers
  • Canon Enforcement can be muted for 1 hour per week
Accept commission
Admiral
You will mostly be at a desk.
$1,701/yr
  • Override Canon Enforcement once per fiscal stardate
  • Ability to promote other users and regret it
  • A chair. We ship you an actual chair.
  • Priority subspace lag (still lag)
Take the chair

The Toledo Away Team is mid-argument.

Join the channel, send a message, watch Canon Enforcement get to it first.

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End transmission
EOT