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Thu 30 Oct · 09:00 your time, probably
Q4 All-Hands: The Alignment Tour 2026
Zoom, Room 4. Doors open when the host remembers.
SectionFG
RowB
Tile07
  • Seat, camera on$42.00
  • Facilitation fee$18.50
  • Unmute fee$11.00
  • Home Wi-Fi convenience charge$9.75
  • Order processing for this order$6.25
  • Total$87.50
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How Standby works

3 features, all mandatory
Feature 1 of 3

Dynamic tile pricing

Camera-on seats next to the CEO's tile reprice every 4 seconds based on demand. At last quarter's kickoff, a front-row tile resold for $1,140 to a man in accounts payable.

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Feature 2 of 3

Verified Colleague presale

Prove you are a real employee and not a bot by attending 3 optional socials. Presale codes go to the email address you were offboarded from in 2022.

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Feature 3 of 3

All-in pricing, eventually

Every seat shows a clear base price. The Facilitation Fee, the Unmute Fee and the Home Wi-Fi Convenience Charge appear at checkout, where they belong.

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Reviews from the venue

Average rating 4.1, after fees
Attended: Performance review, Row A
I paid $212 to attend my own performance review. Row A. I could see every slide.
Dana Okafor at her home desk
Dana OkaforSenior Async Strategist, Remote-First (Tuesdays Only)
Attended: Daily stand-up, Standing
The queue said 41 minutes. The stand-up was 15. I logged the difference as focus time and nobody asked.
Pieter Vlaanderen in his under-stairs office
Pieter VlaanderenStaff Engineer, Home Office Under the Stairs
Promoter: Q4 Kickoff, sold out
We moved the Q4 kickoff to Standby. Revenue from our own employees passed revenue from customers by week two. The board had no follow-up questions.
Marisol Teague at her kitchen table
Marisol TeagueVP of People Monetization, Northwind Distributed

Pick your section

Prices shown before fees, as is tradition
Section GA

General Admission

Standing room in the waiting room.

$0 + fees
  • Waiting room fee$22.00
  • Audio processing$16.50
  • Per meeting$38.50
  • Audio-only access
  • Your name displays as "iPhone (4)"
  • Tile placed on page 3 of the grid
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Section FG · Most resold

Floor Seats

Within shouting distance of a decision.

$79 / meeting
  • Facilitation fee$18.50
  • Unmute fee$11.00
  • Fee disclosure fee$4.00
  • Per meeting$112.50
  • Camera-on tile in the top two rows
  • One raised hand per quarter, acknowledged
  • Fees disclosed by the second screen
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Section VIP

VIP Backstage

Join 4 minutes early. Hear what they say before you arrive.

$2,400 / mo
  • Lobby hospitality$310.00
  • Lanyard shipping$64.00
  • Per month$2,774.00
  • Pre-meeting lobby access
  • Meet-and-greet with whoever shares the wrong screen
  • Commemorative lanyard, shipped to your kitchen
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Final presale · 1,904 seats left on the grid

Pick a tile before accounts payable does.

The live seat map for Q4 All-Hands is open. Prices move while you look at them, which our pricing team considers engagement.

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