smallhours

A daypart company

OPEN 11PM–5AM

Some content is only good after midnight.

smallhours is a short-form video platform that opens at 11pm and locks at 5am. We don't fight your circadian rhythm. We schedule against it.

Feed opens in --:--:--
41M
videos served nightly
+2h 14m
median bedtime slippage
96.2%
retention past 3am
100%
sunrise reports delivered

The mechanics

Scarcity, disclosure, and a well-formatted email.

Three systems, each running exactly as designed. We are proud of two of them.

Availability

The Gate

smallhours does not open before 11pm local time. Daytime launches show a countdown and nothing else. Demand isn't created here; it's fermented.

Ranking

Drowsy Ranking

Every video is scored by its measured ability to keep a tired person awake. High scorers get boosted after 2am, when you're most receptive. This is disclosed here, once.

Accountability

The Sunrise Report

Each morning at 7am we email you a complete account of the night. "You viewed 61 videos about canal locks between 3:04 and 4:17." Accountability is a feature. Unsubscribing is not.

The guestbook

Regulars.

Verified accounts from people who were awake anyway.

"I learned everything I know about Soviet elevator design between 2 and 4am. My alarm goes off at 6. I would not change a single thing, except most things."
Priya Raghunathan
Priya Raghunathan
Overnight freight dispatch coordinator, third shift
"The Sunrise Report ended my marriage, but it was extremely well formatted."
Doug Mercer
Doug Mercer
Former regional print-ad salesman, current night person
"I tried to open it at noon once. The countdown said four hours, eleven minutes. I sat with that."
Kelsey Trinh
Adjunct professor of asynchronous learning

Room rates

Priced by the night.

All plans include the gate, the ranking, and the morning after.

Tier 01

Dusk

$0

The feed, the gate, the consequences.

  • Feed access, 11pm to 5am sharp
  • One Sunrise Report per morning
  • Standard-strength Drowsy Ranking
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Tier 03

Permanent Midnight

$499/yr

The sun is a suggestion.

  • 24-hour feed access with a doctor's note
  • Blackout-grade dark mode
  • A yearly printed volume of your Sunrise Reports
  • Priority access to the 4am feed, which we do not describe
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The feed is waiting. Technically, so are you.

See tonight's programming exactly as a member would, at the hour they would.

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