Vol. I, No. 1 A Companionship Periodical Issued Daily, 5:15 AM

LingerTinder for lonely retirees

You have time now.

Linger pairs you with other people who are also still here. One match a day, delivered before dinner.

Enrollment is reviewed by your grandchildren. Processing times vary by family.

Today's match: a gentleman in a mustard cardigan, seated formally
Today's gentleman. There will be another one tomorrow.
Notice: the matching window closes promptly at 6:00 PM

Our Method

Courtship, administered properly.

No. 1

Slow Mode

Modern apps overwhelm. Linger shows you exactly one person per day, at 5:15 AM, whether you are awake or not. If neither of you responds for 30 days, we log it as a connection.

No. 2

Grandchild Oversight

Designate up to three grandchildren as account administrators. Matches unlock after a majority vote. Quorum rules apply. Abstentions count as no.

No. 3

Acquaintance Cross‑Reference

Every match is checked against everyone you have ever known. 60% of our users match with someone they already met in 1974. We consider this efficient.

Correspondence

Letters from our members

Portrait of Carol Anne Petty
I matched with Harold. He lives in my building. We had already met.
Carol Anne Petty
Retired Regional Claims Adjudicator, Boca Raton
Portrait of Eugene Vance
The grandchild approval feature rejected four perfectly nice women. My grandson is twelve.
Eugene Vance
Former Assistant Harbor Master (Inland)
Portrait of Dorothy Klepp
Slow Mode showed me one man per day for a year. I married my mail carrier instead. Five stars.
Dorothy Klepp
Church Phone Tree Coordinator, Emerita

Rates

Plans, priced with confidence.

Early Bird

$14/mo

Matching available 4:30 to 6:00 PM.

  • Full access during the matching window
  • One complimentary conversation starter per week (“How was traffic?”)

Gold Years

$39/mo

For the actively lingering.

  • Matches every day, including federal holidays
  • Priority placement in your former coworkers’ card stacks

The Product

See today's match

One card. One decision. The next one arrives tomorrow at 5:15 AM, and not a minute before.

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