Unhurried Delivery
Outbound messages queue behind whatever the capybara is currently doing, which is nothing. Two tiers: "soon" and "when it gets there." We do not offer "now." Now is a human problem.
The messaging API that refuses to hurry.
SMS, voice, and push for animals who have never once checked their phone. Your message goes out when the colony is ready. Usually it is not.
POST /v1/messages202 soaking
curl lull.dev/v1/messages \
-d to=+1 (shared colony line) \
-d body="your 2FA code is on its way" \
-d urgency=none
→ queued behind a nap. check back whenever.
what it does, if anything
Three capabilities. All of them slower than the last guy.
We built a full communications stack and then removed the part that makes people anxious. The rest is here.
One Shared Colony Number
Every capybara on your account answers the same phone number. Private channels were considered and rejected. If one of them gets a text, all of them get the text. This is the product working correctly.
Co-Regulation Webhooks
No message fires until the herd collectively agrees it is a fine time. Each outbound event ships with a matching calm signal so nobody is ever startled. Your 2FA code arrives once everyone has settled.
testimonials we did not edit
Loved by colonies who have stopped checking.
We migrated our entire alerting stack to Lull. and our incident response time went from four minutes to roughly a long weekend. Honestly, the alerts were stressing everyone out.
I sent a password reset on Tuesday. It arrived. I no longer remember what it was for, but it arrived, and that is the SLA they promised.
The shared colony number means I receive every message intended for forty-one other capybaras. I have never felt more included in a communications platform.
pricing, unbothered
Pay for serenity by the depth.
All plans include the same disregard for urgency. The expensive ones just have more capybaras ignoring you.
Wading
$0/mo
For one capybara and a low-stakes pond.
- Up to 12 messages a month, give or take
- Shared number with strangers
- Delivery: "whenever"
most submerged
Fully Submerged
$340/mo
For a serious colony with real communication needs it will ignore.
- Unmetered messages, none of them urgent
- Dedicated hot-spring number
- Vibe-based SLA
- Webhook that fires after a nap
Apex Chill
Let's not rush this
Enterprise serenity for fleets of more than forty capybaras.
- A named contact who replies in a few days
- Compliance, eventually
- On-prem hot spring
- We will not call you. You will not call us.
See a message take its time.
Open the Serenity Console. Send a test message and watch it drift through soaking, considering, and delivered (eventually).
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