Almost is a streaming platform for the 41 million adults who did not marry the person from the yearbook. Dual-timeline broadcast, live chat verdicts, and subscriber emotes cut from your senior portrait.
Everything below ships on every channel, at every tier, whether or not you asked for it.
Your camera on the left. On the right, a continuous reconstruction of the timeline where you stayed, assembled from one yearbook page, four saved voicemails, and their sister's public Facebook. Both feeds run at 1080p. Viewers pin whichever one they prefer.
Every ninety seconds, chat votes on whether you made the right call. The rolling percentage sits under your handle permanently. It does not reset between streams. It does not reset between marriages.
We crop your senior portrait into forty-two reaction emotes. Subscribers deploy them during your worst moments. Tier three unlocks the one where you are wearing the rented tux.
Marcus is six hours into a Tuesday broadcast. Both feeds are up, chat is voting, and the meter has not moved since March.
Collected during scheduled streams. Published with consent, which was granted quickly in all three cases.
"I started streaming to watch the other feed. I stayed because chat is kinder to me than my brother is."
"The verdict meter sat at 71 percent for eight months. Last Tuesday it moved to 72. I took the day off."
"My wife watches the stream. She has a subscription. She is tier two."
Subscriptions renew on the anniversary of whatever you entered at signup. That field is required.
Entry tier. No commitment, which is thematically appropriate.
For the recurring viewer. Most people land here and stay.
Enterprise-grade. Invoiced quarterly. Nine seats minimum, for some reason.