Unconscious Uptime
Streams stay live while the creator sleeps. The average Wah broadcast runs nine hours, of which the creator is awake for 41 minutes. Retention has never been higher, and we have stopped asking why.
Streaming for the crepuscular creator economy
Go live. Eventually.
Wah is the streaming platform built around the red panda broadcast schedule: two short windows at dawn and dusk, and seventeen hours of premium unconscious content in between.
Start streaming at dusk No camera setup required. Your keeper has already installed it.
LIVE
8,412 watching
17.4haverage creator sleep per broadcast day
41minaverage creator consciousness per stream
0creators startled since launch
100%of broadcasts are solo, by policy
Platform capabilities
Built for creators who are unavailable
Other platforms optimize for engagement. We optimize around the biological facts of our creator class and bill accordingly.
Solo Raid Protocol
Red pandas are territorial and do not collaborate. If two creators appear in the same frame, both streams end immediately and an incident report is filed. Collabs are a stress event.
Chat, Contained
Viewers can type whatever they want. Messages are reviewed by a moderation team and released to the creator in a quarterly digest. In four years of operation, no creator has ever been startled.
Creator outcomes
Our partners, in their own words
Quotes collected during the dawn availability window and lightly compressed by legal.
"I streamed for six hours yesterday. I was asleep for all of it. Revenue is up 300 percent."
Pabu
Partnered Creator, Enclosure 4, Rotterdam Zoo
"Wah ended my stream the second my brother entered the frame. Correct decision. Do not reinstate him."
Miso
Variety Streamer and Only Child
"We moved our entire red panda program onto Wah. Engagement metrics stopped meaning anything, which frankly has been a relief."
Deborah Ankiel
Deputy Curator of Small Mammals and Interim Head of Talent, Meadowbrook Zoological Society
Pricing
Priced per creator, not per conscious hour
Billing continues while the creator sleeps. This is disclosed here and nowhere else.
Cub
$0/mo
For creators still living with their mother.
- 720p, dawn and dusk windows only
- One (1) branch
- Quarterly chat digest, abridged
Arboreal
$39/mo
Our most climbed tier.
- Unlimited napping in 4K
- Bamboo Bits payouts, settled in bamboo
- One incident report waived per year
- Priority dusk slot
Apex Loaf
$2,400/mo
Enterprise-grade solitude.
- Dedicated enclosure success manager
- Contractually guaranteed zero collabs
- Full chat digest, unabridged
- SLA on branch availability
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