The Dusk Drop
The whole day's timeline lands at 18:40 in a single batch. You read it from a fork in a tree, half awake, and you do not reply. Engagement is flat at zero percent and holding steady.
Post for four hours. Sleep for twenty.
Asleep, 20 hAwake, 4 h. Bellow is open.
Bellow is a real-time social network for a user base that is asleep 83 percent of the day. The timeline refreshes once, at dusk, and then it is over until tomorrow.
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18:40
The numbers, as of the last time anyone checked.
83%
of every user's day is spent asleep. We call this retention.
1
timeline refresh per day. It happens at 18:40 and it is final.
0
replies sent since launch. Nobody has been awake long enough.
19:15
Three features, shipped by a team that works nights.
Sleep Posting
Bellow listens while you sleep and turns your snoring into posts. Our models have identified eleven distinct snores. Nine of them are about leaves.
Leaf Verification
The green check goes to any account that eats 500 g of eucalyptus a day. It was the only verification standard the board could stay awake through.
20:50
Users who were awake long enough to say something.
“I posted fourteen times last week and was asleep for all of them. My numbers have never looked better.”
Gwen Tallowwood
Branch Lead, Eastern Grey Gum No. 4
“It is the first app that respects that I do not want to be awake. It has notified me once. That was in March.”
Doug Ironbark
Senior Leaf Strategist, Noosa Hinterland
“Verified in two days. I eat the same leaf every day. That is the entire content strategy.”
Bev Manna
Head of Foliage Partnerships, Strathbogie Ranges
21:30
Pricing. Pick one before you fall asleep at 22:00.
Posting window: 1 h, supervised
Joey
For accounts still in the pouch.
$0
- Posts drafted by your mother
- Timeline readable from inside the pouch
- One cling per week
Posting window: 4 h, plus snores
Fork
Our most popular branch.
$9 / mo
- Unlimited bellows during waking hours
- Leaf check after 30 consecutive meals
- Snore-to-post in three snore dialects
Posting window: 24 h, someone else's
Canopy
For koalas with a comms team.
$4,200 / yr
- A dedicated ghost-bellower who stays awake for you
- Top slot in the Dusk Drop
- Quarterly brand audit by a possum