Rollover
Dog infrastructure · zero config

Ship your dog to production.

Rollover is zero-config dog infrastructure. Every walk gets a preview environment, every behavior ships behind a flag, and when the couch is at risk we revert your dog to its last known good state: asleep. Rollbacks land in 38 milliseconds, which is faster than remorse.

No leash required. No credit card required. A dog is required.

Approved
biscuit.dog READY
  • feat: bark at mailmanFAILED · c41f9a
  • fix: stop eating couchREADY · 8b2e07
  • chore: relocate nap to sunbeamREADY · f30d1c

last known good state: asleep (v112)

The platform your dog was going to misbehave on anyway.

Three primitives. That's the whole product. We considered a fourth and put it behind a waitlist.

License No. K9-2026-001

Preview Walks

Every behavioral change gets an isolated preview walk before it merges to the main route. Stakeholders (the neighbors, one squirrel) can comment directly on the walk. Nothing reaches your living room until it has been approved by at least one reviewer who is also a dog.

License No. K9-2026-002

Instant Rollover

One click reverts your dog to the last deployment that did not involve the trash. Mid-zoomies, mid-bark, mid-shoe: state restores to asleep-on-the-cold-tile with zero downtime and no memory of the incident, on either side.

License No. K9-2026-003

The Edge (of the Yard)

Your dog is replicated across 119 kennels of presence worldwide, so there is always a dog within 40 milliseconds of your hand. Fetch requests route to the nearest available dog. Cold starts apply to senior dogs only, and we think that's fair.

38ms
median rollback, faster than remorse
119
kennels of presence worldwide
99.99%
tail uptime, externally audited

Households at scale.

Real quotes from users we are contractually describing as real.

We rolled Biscuit back mid-zoomies. The couch survived. I watched the whole thing from the dashboard and felt nothing but uptime.
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Dana Okafor
VP of Household Infrastructure, family of four
Before Rollover, our dog's behavior shipped straight to production. To the rug, specifically. Now everything goes through a preview walk first, and the rug is in review.
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Marcus Webb
Staff Dog Reliability Engineer (self-appointed)
There is always a dog within 40 milliseconds of my hand. I have measured it. I don't know what I was paying for before this.
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Priya Ananth
Head of Fetch Operations, two-terrier household

Pricing that scales with your dog.

Billed monthly, annually, or in treats at an exchange rate we set.

Hobby Dog

$0

For personal, strictly non-commercial dogs.

  • 1 dog, unlimited naps
  • Preview walks on shared leashes
  • Community-supported belly rubs
  • Cold starts (your dog wakes up when it wakes up)
Start for free
Most deployed

Good Boy Pro

$20/dog/mo

For dogs shipping to production daily.

  • Unlimited preview walks
  • Instant Rollover to any previous nap
  • Custom domains (biscuit.dog)
  • Priority squirrel routing
Upgrade your dog

Working Dog

$4,000/yr

Compliance, herding, SSO.

  • 99.99% tail uptime SLA
  • Dedicated handler success manager
  • SOC 2 Type Beagle report on request
  • Single Sign-On (one long whistle)
Talk to the sales pack

See a production dog in the wild.

Biscuit is live right now. You can watch her deployments, read her bark logs, and roll her back to asleep. She has consented in the way dogs consent to things, which is that we did not ask.

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