Develop. Preview.
Scavenge.
Push a gull to any pier, boardwalk, or landfill and serve interceptions from the railing closest to the fries. Squall handles the wind. You handle nothing.
Infrastructure for the modern gull.
Your flock, scheduled against food the way traffic is scheduled against servers. Nobody asked whether it should be.
The edge, taken literally
Your gull runs on railings, ledges, and mast tops within 40 meters of active food. We call this the food-adjacent edge network. There are no cold starts, because the gull is already there, staring.
Preview flocks
Every strategy change ships to an isolated preview flock on a staging beach first. If the new dive angle is wrong, a test gull embarrasses itself instead of production.
Instant rollbacks
A missed sandwich reverts your gull to the last known-good railing in one wingbeat. Zero downtime. The tourist never learns there were two attempts.
One dashboard. Every gull. Most chips.
Watch deployments move from Queued to Circling to Deployed, or occasionally to Failed: dog. The dashboard does not judge. The dashboard records.
Operators in production.
Real quotes from gulls we pay in chips.
We moved the whole flock off self-hosted cliffs. Time-to-fry dropped 61 percent.
I used to circle for hours. Now I push to main and the chips are just there.
A rollback saved my reputation at a wedding buffet. I will not be elaborating.
Priced per gull.
The gulls do not know this.
For personal chip theft.
- 1 gull
- Community boardwalks
- 100 dives/mo
- Best-effort screaming
For gulls that scavenge commercially.
- Unlimited dives
- Priority perching
- Chips-intercepted analytics
- Custom scream domains
Landfill-scale operations.
- Single Squawk-On (SSO)
- 99.99% scream-uptime SLA
- Dedicated harbor manager
- Audit log of everything your colony has taken