SQUALL
The deployment platform for seagulls

Develop. Preview.
Scavenge.

Push a gull to any pier, boardwalk, or landfill and serve interceptions from the railing closest to the fries. Squall handles the wind. You handle nothing.

38ms
median interception
2,407
edge perches
99.99%
scream uptime
61%
faster time-to-fry
Edge network

Infrastructure for the modern gull.

Your flock, scheduled against food the way traffic is scheduled against servers. Nobody asked whether it should be.

Edge

The edge, taken literally

Your gull runs on railings, ledges, and mast tops within 40 meters of active food. We call this the food-adjacent edge network. There are no cold starts, because the gull is already there, staring.

Previews

Preview flocks

Every strategy change ships to an isolated preview flock on a staging beach first. If the new dive angle is wrong, a test gull embarrasses itself instead of production.

Rollbacks

Instant rollbacks

A missed sandwich reverts your gull to the last known-good railing in one wingbeat. Zero downtime. The tourist never learns there were two attempts.

Console

One dashboard. Every gull. Most chips.

Watch deployments move from Queued to Circling to Deployed, or occasionally to Failed: dog. The dashboard does not judge. The dashboard records.

gary@pier-39 bump dive angle to 37deg ● Deployed 41ms
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Operators

Operators in production.

Real quotes from gulls we pay in chips.

We moved the whole flock off self-hosted cliffs. Time-to-fry dropped 61 percent.
Corporate headshot of Gary, a herring gull
Gary
Principal Scavenging Engineer, Brighton Pier
I used to circle for hours. Now I push to main and the chips are just there.
Corporate headshot of Deborah, a seagull in three-quarter profile
Deborah
Staff Gull, Santa Monica Boardwalk (ex-landfill)
A rollback saved my reputation at a wedding buffet. I will not be elaborating.
Corporate headshot of Kevin, a seagull staring directly at the camera
Kevin
Head of Platform, Marina del Rey Yacht Club (unofficial)
Plans

Priced per gull.

The gulls do not know this.

Hobby
$0

For personal chip theft.

  • 1 gull
  • Community boardwalks
  • 100 dives/mo
  • Best-effort screaming
Start scavenging
Colony
Contact sales

Landfill-scale operations.

  • Single Squawk-On (SSO)
  • 99.99% scream-uptime SLA
  • Dedicated harbor manager
  • Audit log of everything your colony has taken
Talk to a harbor manager