Preview deployments
Every acorn gets a temporary hole before it gets its permanent hole. Inspect the preview, approve it, and promote to production. Two holes per nut. Twice as much to forget.
v4.12 Nine new gutters in us-backyard-2
Bury it at the edge.
Cache gives every squirrel a global network of 412 holes. Zero-config burying, a preview deployment for every nut, and automatic rollback when a blue jay is watching. Finding things again ships in Q3.
Installnpx cache bury ./acorn
Burying for teams at
Eastside ParkOak Hill CemeteryThe Hendersons (unaware)Lot 14 Parking StructureRiverside Elementary
The storage layer for things you will never see again.
Cache handles the digging, the placement and the patting-down. Remembering where is your responsibility, per section 9 of the terms.
412 edge regions
Flower beds, gutters, a Honda Civic wheel well and one potted fern on a third-floor balcony. Median time to first acorn: 40 seconds of digging in the wrong place.
Instant rollback
When a jay watches you bury, Cache digs the nut back up and redeploys it six feet left. Most customers roll back four or five times per acorn. We count each one as a deploy.
412 regions. All of them within one fence.
Our edge network spans the entire perimeter of a single suburban backyard and two neighboring properties. We are in talks with the park.
412Active holes
99.99%Burial success
31%Retrieval rate
0Squirrels who have read the docs
Acorn deployedLawnHendersons' deck
Teams that have stopped asking where anything is.
We moved the whole stash off a single oak in March. I can't find any of it, but the dashboard says it's all there, and honestly that's the part I was paying for.
Pip HalloranHead of Hoarding, Eastside Park, North Quadrant
I used to bury things and forget them. Now I bury things, get a Slack notification, and forget them.
Nutmeg OkaforStaff Burial Engineer, Third Oak From the Bench
A jay saw me deploy and I rolled back in under a second. Then I rolled back the rollback. The acorn is somewhere in Ohio now.
Gerald ThistlewoodVP of Acorns, Oak Hill Cemetery Grounds Division
Pricing that scales with your tail.
Billed per tail, per month. Fluffier tails are not charged extra, despite internal pressure.
Pro Most buried
$20 / tail / mo
For the serious hoarder.
- Unlimited holes
- Forgetting analytics
- Priority digging in frozen soil
- Jay detection, beta
Enterprise
$48,000 / winter
For park squirrels with a board seat.
- A dedicated oak
- SLA: 99.99% burial, 31% retrieval
- SOC 2 Type Nut
- Account manager (also a squirrel)