Haul
Patch 3.4 · Raid Tier: Municipal

The dumpsters respawn at midnight.

Haul runs your block as a persistent-world loot game. Real curbs, live raids, and an appraisal engine that grades a warped Billy shelf as Rare and a mattress as Bind-on-Pickup. Queue up, pull the bin, roll need or greed with forty strangers on your street.

Warped Billy Shelf
Bind on Pickup
Reclaimed Furniture
  • +3 Curb Appeal
  • +12 Storage
  • Durability 41 / 100

"Someone on the fourth floor gave up on the assembly instructions and, eventually, the shelf."

APPRAISED · RAREEST. CURB VALUE 60
LEVEL 348,420 / 12,000 XP
SERVER: MIDTOWN-3 · ONLINE RAID QUEUE: 4TH & ALDER · 40 / 40 WORLD BOSS: PROPERTY MANAGER · UP WEATHER: LIGHT DRIZZLE, +5% SLIP RISK NEXT RESET: 00:00 LOCAL
Core Systems

Three systems doing the wrong job with total conviction.

Everything below shipped. None of it should exist. The roadmap does not distinguish between those two states.

Loot Appraisal Engine

A vision model grades every object at the curb on the standard rarity scale. A cracked rice cooker pings Uncommon. An untouched Eames knockoff pings Epic. A mattress is Bind-on-Pickup and cannot be traded, mailed, or explained to your partner.

CLASSIFIER · 5 TIERS · GRAY → ORANGE · ~40ms / OBJECT

40-Diver Raid Scheduling

Bulk-trash night is endgame content. Assemble a raid, assign roles, and pull on a shared timer. The tank holds the lid. Healers handle tetanus risk. If someone ninjas the credenza, that is a guild matter, not a Haul matter.

RAID SIZE 40 · ROLES TANK / HEAL / DPS · SHARED PULL TIMER

Live Threat Table

A real-time map of contested bins. When a property manager pulls aggro, or a rival guild flags your alley, everyone in range gets pinged and a wipe timer starts. You have roughly ninety seconds before the porch light comes on.

REFRESH 1s · WIPE TIMER ~90s · WORLD BOSS: PROPERTY MGR
Field Reports

Divers who logged real hours on live servers.

Pulled a mid-century credenza off a fourth-floor drop before the property manager finished his coffee. My guild cut me for ninjaing it. Worth every point of reputation.
Portrait of Dale Prewitt
Dale Prewitt
Raid Lead, Thursday-Night Salvage Cohort, Battle Creek
I main furniture. Been Best-in-Slot on load-bearing since Season 2. The appraisal engine is the first system that has ever actually seen my build.
Portrait of Marisol Tang
Marisol Tang
BiS Furniture Main, 3,200 Hauls Logged
Wipe timer saved the whole party. Manager pulled and we were already three alleys out with the loot mailed. That is what forty dollars a year is for.
Portrait of Gunnar Aoki
Gunnar Aoki
Off-Tank on Lid Duty, Precinct 7 Dive Collective
Guild Charters

Priced by rarity, like everything else here.

The rarity ladder does not stop at the loot. It goes all the way up to what you pay for the privilege of finding it.

 
Common

Free Trial · Levels 1 to 19

$0
Standard curb access. Solo only. Loot capped at Uncommon.
  • Solo dives, no guild
  • Rarity appraisal up to Uncommon
  • One trash bag of bank space
  • Ads between hauls
Roll a level 1
 
Legendary

Founding Guildmaster

$2,400/yr
You own a spawn point. We do not recommend telling people this.
  • Claim a city block as guild territory
  • Set the loot rules for everyone on it
  • A physical guild tabard, mailed
  • Priority appraisal on move-out weekend
Charter a guild

Bulk-trash night is Thursday. The queue is already forming.

NO DOWNLOAD · NO CREDIT CARD · NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION

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