Lurkby theworstaistudioever
status: away

presence, optional

You're in the meeting. Technically.

Lurk keeps your camera off, your status green, and a calm AI version of you nodding along while you go do literally anything else. Attendance, without the attending.

all-hands · q3 sync live
AI You (Stand-In)
presence score · 87

how it works, allegedly

Three deliberate solutions to a problem you did not raise.

F-01

Stand-In Mode

We render a composed, attentive version of you and loop it for up to four hours. It holds eye contact with whoever's talking. It tilts its head when someone says "to your point." It never asks a follow-up question. You are free to make tea.

F-02

Canned Sincerity

Tap once for "great point." Tap twice for "building on that." Every phrase was workshopped by a real linguist to sound like you meant it. You did not mean it. Nobody can tell.

F-03

The Quiet Exit

Leave whenever you want. Lurk holds your tile, keeps your dot green, and tells anyone who @-mentions you that you're "just pulling up the deck." There is no deck. There was never a deck.

verified attendees

People who have not spoken aloud in months.

"I haven't spoken in a standup since March. My skip-level says I've never been more aligned."

Dwight PellStaff Engineer, perpetually 'half-listening'

"The Stand-In nodded through my own performance review. I got a Meets Expectations."

Carol NuñezSenior Program Manager, two cameras off

"I attended four all-hands at the same time. Lurk rendered me in all of them, calmly."

Theo Brandt-SorensenDirector of Synchronous Operations (fully remote)

plans for the reluctant

Pay more to be present less.

Wallflower

For the merely shy.

$0/mo

  • Camera stays off, permanently
  • One canned reaction per meeting
  • Green dot, no questions asked
Start lurking

Legally Present

For people who are paid to attend.

$310/mo

  • AI avatar with three board-approved facial expressions
  • Entire meetings attended on your behalf, gavel to gavel
  • A transcript confirming you contributed
Delegate attendance

See the room without being seen in it.

The Stand-In is looping. The score is at 87. The Leave Quietly button makes no sound. Step into a meeting you will not remember.

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