presence, optional
Lurk keeps your camera off, your status green, and a calm AI version of you nodding along while you go do literally anything else. Attendance, without the attending.
how it works, allegedly
We render a composed, attentive version of you and loop it for up to four hours. It holds eye contact with whoever's talking. It tilts its head when someone says "to your point." It never asks a follow-up question. You are free to make tea.
Tap once for "great point." Tap twice for "building on that." Every phrase was workshopped by a real linguist to sound like you meant it. You did not mean it. Nobody can tell.
Leave whenever you want. Lurk holds your tile, keeps your dot green, and tells anyone who @-mentions you that you're "just pulling up the deck." There is no deck. There was never a deck.
verified attendees
"I haven't spoken in a standup since March. My skip-level says I've never been more aligned."
"The Stand-In nodded through my own performance review. I got a Meets Expectations."
"I attended four all-hands at the same time. Lurk rendered me in all of them, calmly."
plans for the reluctant
Wallflower
For the merely shy.
$0/mo
Load-Bearing Mute
For people with recurring one-on-ones.
$24/mo
Legally Present
For people who are paid to attend.
$310/mo
The Stand-In is looping. The score is at 87. The Leave Quietly button makes no sound. Step into a meeting you will not remember.