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Position · Sweetheart Index RANGE: SINCE PROM
SWTH 148.02 ▼ 1.4% since prom Perceived life trajectory of D., compiled nightly from sources they forgot were public.

Annotations sourced from a very forthcoming mutual friend.

Watchlist · Other people's sweethearts
KAREN Your college roommate's ex. Runs a vineyard now, apparently.
TODD-B Your sister's prom date. Regional manager, three boats.
JEN-94 Your coworker mentions her every quarter, at the offsite.