Tonight's payroll run
Six entities. Six currencies. One curtain call you'll receive by direct deposit.
Applause meterHouse silent
Pays all six. Triggers a standing ovation no one asked you to earn.
| Entity | Jurisdiction | Net pay | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| You, LLC | United States | $6,200.00 | Pending |
| You (Canada) | Canada | CA$2,950.00 | Pending |
| You, Ltd | United Kingdom | £1,740.00 | Pending |
| Du GmbH | Germany | €2,100.00 | Pending |
| Você, Unip. | Portugal | €1,480.00 | Pending |
| You K.K. | Japan | ¥312,000 | Pending |
Contracts on file
Every agreement is delivered in standard one-act format. Read it aloud if it helps. It usually helps.
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Global Employment AgreementUnited Kingdom · EOR · signed
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Independent Contractor AgreementGermany · freelance · awaiting initials
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Equity & Severance RiderUnited States · W-2 · signed
Pre-show checklist
House lights come up to full only when every item is cleared. No item, no curtain.
- W-8BEN on file
So three countries stop calling you a mystery - Right-to-work verified
Portugal would like to see something, anything - Pension auto-enrollment
United Kingdom, on your behalf, against your instincts - Social charges registered
Germany has a form. Germany always has a form - Residency certificate
Japan, politely, would like to know where you are - Emergency contact
Currently your old scene partner. Please update
House lights at half
3 of 6 cleared
Green Room
Posted to the board this morning. Read it, sign nothing, eat a clementine.
- Direct deposit lands on the 1stSame date every month. We know that's not a thrill. That's the point.
- Your benefits vestedQuietly, on a Tuesday, while you were rehearsing a resignation letter you won't send.
- Snack table restockedClementines, almonds, and the specific tea you mentioned once. We were listening.
- No notes tonightThe director has no notes. There is no director. You're doing fine.