Fortnite for geese

The park is public. The chip is yours.

Gander is a battle royale for geese. Grab the picnic chip, build a lookout and follow the shrinking safe zone. The final territory is a drain. You will defend it anyway.

One playable park. Six geese. No reasonable adults.

North picnic lawn6 geese remaining
Pond
Bins
Drain
Arthur beside the picnic chipArthur · youEnter this match ↗
100 health30 timber0 ramps
Move across the lawn, build with timber, then follow the safe circle toward the drain. The storm is the rust-colored edge.
Take the chip.Walk to the picnic before Dennis does.
Watch the storm.Unsafe ground costs 25 health per circle.
Keep the drain.The last bird standing claims it.

A small disagreement.
A full construction budget.

Three ways to make a walk in the park everybody else’s problem.

Build yourself out of lunch.

Stack three ramps for the best view in the park. From up there, you can watch Dennis eat the chip you were guarding.

Dress to be found.

Swap gray feathers for gold. The shrub still hides a goose, but it now appears to be hiding a small chandelier.

Win less ground. More personally.

Each storm circle pushes the flock closer to the drain. By the final round, six acres of disputed park have become one very important hole.

Construction study

Height is not possession.

Each ramp uses 10 timber. Build three and Arthur rises above the picnic. Dennis stays on the ground, where the food is.

3ramps built
0chips retained
Try building three ramps ↗
Painted field study: a goose surveys the park from a tall timber lookout while another goose eats its chip below.
Arthur has the high ground. Dennis has lunch. Construction changes elevation, not ownership.

Plumage identification

Stand out.
Even when hiding.

Gray keeps Arthur’s opponent notice at “Hidden.” Gold adds a visible glint and changes it to “Spotted.” Neither outfit adds health.

The demo lets you try both for free. We would hate for anyone to buy gold without understanding the disadvantage.

Compare the outfits ↗
Field-guide comparison: a gray goose is hidden in a shrub; a gold goose in the same shrub reflects light and is spotted. Appearance changes. Cover does not.
Same shrub. Gray: Hidden. Gold: Spotted. Appearance changes. Cover does not.

Reports from the lawn.

“I built three ramps to establish dominance. Dennis ate the chip and left before I finished establishing it.”

Arthur ReedCanada goose, north picnic lawn

“The gold feathers worked. Every goose in the park knew exactly who to chase.”

Edna MossCanada goose, ornamental shrub regular

“I won the drain. A week ago I would have called it a hole. You need to understand the context.”

Mabel BanksCanada goose, defending drain champion

Free to dispute.
Extra to glint.

Outfits change your appearance. The drain remains available to everyone.

Common goose

Free

Bring the feathers you woke up in.

  • Solo matches and four-slot squad channel
  • Gray plumage and 30 timber per match
  • Full access to the disputed drain
Open shared match preview ↗

Gold goose

$8 once

Pay to become easier to identify.

  • Everything in Common goose
  • One reflective gold outfit
  • Same health. Noticeably less concealment.
Open shared outfit preview ↗

Seasonal resident

$24 / season

A new look for a recurring grievance.

  • Everything in Gold goose
  • 12 seasonal feather colors
  • A winner portrait beside the same drain
Open shared match preview ↗

Fictional prices. Every link opens the same free match preview with gray and gold outfits; seasonal colors are not included in this demo. No checkout.

Dennis is approaching the blanket.

There is still time to make a proportionate decision.

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