Stash

Your cheeks are not a system of record.

Stash gives hamsters a spreadsheet for every seed, hiding place and unexplained shortage. AI reconciles the hoard. You remain the sole source of discrepancies.

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Sample habitat included. No seeds at risk.

Keep your hoard in order. An illustrated cheek holds a spreadsheet of golden seeds.
Google Sheets for hamstersNight shift, now reconciled.
Habitat_01 / Operating model

For organisations with one employee and two temporary warehouses.

Every seed gets a cell.

Log food by hiding place, edible status and personal attachment. The AI assigns a cost basis to the oat you are saving for an occasion.

Close the cheek books.

Reconcile left cheek, right cheek and bedding reserves. Anything swallowed without a receipt becomes an unresolved transfer.

Forecast another identical night.

Turn wheel revolutions into a quarterly growth model. Distance travelled stays at zero. The projection remains encouraging.

A small gap.
A full investigation.

The workbook says 42. The habitat says 35. Stash identifies the seven-seed shortage before you can reclassify it as lunch.

The cheek gap: 42 seeds on the books, 35 in the habitat, 7 unaccounted for. A split seed contrasts the spreadsheet and physical reserves.
42Seeds on the books
35Seeds physically counted
7Seeds unaccounted for

Filed by the occupants.

“We found eleven seeds in a place I had already checked. I have opened an internal investigation into myself.”
Mabel FinchSole proprietor, Ceramic Mushroom Hide
“My wheel has generated 6,400 revolutions and no income. Having that in a cell has helped with the board.”
Dennis PeltActing CFO, Clear Plastic Habitat 04
“The left cheek approved a transfer the right cheek denied receiving. We finally have an audit trail.”
Ruth CrumbHead of Internal Controls, Under the Water Bottle

Choose your level
of oversight.

All plans billed in dollars. We have reviewed your proposal to pay in millet.

Sole occupant

$19/mo

For one hamster and its competing interests.

  • 1 habitat workbook
  • 200 itemised seeds
  • Manual cheek reconciliation
Try Sole occupant

Going concern

$79/mo

For hoards that now require governance.

  • Unlimited hiding places
  • AI shortage explanations
  • Dual-cheek approval workflow
Try Going concern

Too big to feed

$499/mo

For the habitat the auditor warned you about.

  • Dedicated night accountant
  • Bedding-level permissions
  • Annual wheel revenue review
Try Too big to feed

Prices per habitat. No additional charge for being the problem. Plan buttons open the sample workbook; no payment is collected.