Axis Inversion
Every title in the catalogue renders flipped at the driver level. Menus, road signs, subtitles, and the end credits all come out backwards. Three engineers filed this as a defect. It has been reclassified as authenticity and closed.
catalogue 41,208
mirrored 99.4%
attestation 40.0s
Handedness infrastructure
The catalogue, flipped.
Verso mirrors all 41,208 titles along the vertical axis in real time, so left-handed players see the action on the correct side of the screen. The subtitles are mirrored as well. We have reviewed this and classified it as fidelity.
Three systems, read right to left.
Verso is a storefront, a driver, and a webcam. Each one has been turned around.
Dominance Attestation
A 40-second webcam ritual establishes which hand you actually favour before checkout. Right-handed accounts retain full browsing rights. They may wishlist. They may not purchase. There is no appeals process, because there is nothing to appeal.
Keybind Reflection
WASD is reflected across the keyboard's center line and lands on OKL semicolon. No player has completed a tutorial since March. On paper the ergonomics are flawless, and we have the paper.
Attested users.
Each of the following has passed Dominance Attestation at least once.
“I beat a boss for the first time in nine years. It was the wrong boss, in a level I had already cleared, but it was on the correct side of the screen and I felt seen.”
Gareth Umlauf
Left-Handed Since Birth, Attested Tier II
“The attestation flagged me as ambidextrous and froze my library for eleven days. Support was warm about it. They sent a mirror.”
Marguerite Oyelaran
Regional Coordinator of Ergonomic Compliance, Second Shift
“Every subtitle in my library is backwards, so I have started reading in a mirror. My comprehension is up. My marriage is not.”
Dev Rasmussen
Retired Competitive Mirror-Mode Speedrunner
Hardware tiers.
Prices are held in the same orientation as the catalogue.
Portside
$14 / month
For the casually left-handed.
- The mirrored catalogue, all 41,208 titles
- One handedness attestation per calendar year
- Community forums, read right to left
Most selected
Cack-Handed
$49 / month
Our most popular tier. We have not audited why.
- Everything in Portside
- Priority placement in the asset reversal queue
- Mirrored achievements, which do not sync anywhere
- One physical mirror, shipped quarterly, unrequested
Sinister
$2,400 / year
Billed left to right. For households with more than one.
- Up to six confirmed left hands per residence
- A dedicated handedness auditor, on retainer
- Right-handed relatives receive read-only guest passes
- Quarterly review of your household's dominant side
Show us the hand.
Attestation takes 40 seconds and returns a verdict of INCONCLUSIVE. You may run it as many times as you like.